December 2011
Me: I love this band
Annoying bitch: Me too!
Me: Do you have all their albums
Me: Do you know their pets names
Me: Do you know their dick size
Annoying bitch: N-...
Me: Do you know their favorite color
Me: Do you have their birthdays memorized
Annoying bitch: ...
Me: That's what I thought
squidgysquidgyfalalalala:
Step 1: Drink
Step 2: Make mistakes
Step 3: Pretend you don’t remember
Step 4: Drink a little more
Step 5: I need to run dry, I need to run dry
I’m gonna take one more shot, then I’m quitting forever cross my heart, cross my fingers, cross my heart, cross my fingers.
colferactive:
iwritesinsnotfanfiction:
i’m not even kidding when i say patrick stump is perfect i truly believe that man has no flaws whatsoever and he skips around town and sings to homeless people as they eat the sandwiches he made with love
babarcriss:
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.